she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Found out that no one else got Christmas bonuses...and you said nothing good could come from sleeping with my boss.
think they'd let him outta jail for my wedding? we could have him back by like midnight....
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
I don't know how to reply to him. 'I'm glad the ecstasy my friend tricked you into taking wore off'...? It just doesn't seem sincere
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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