I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
goodnight i made you a song goodbye
dude i'm inner monologue high
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
MY DOG FOUND A BAG OF COKE ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD!!!!!!!!!!!
AND ITS GOOD STUFF TOO!!!!!! AHHH!!!!!!
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
oh, i've got big weekend plans. on an unrelated note, do you think viagra will work if the guy is roofied?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
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