After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
Green mimosas i think yes
We didn't have a blender so we made the margaritas by running over a garbagebag full of ice with the car and then stirring it with a knife in a French-press coffee pot. CAN YOU SAY RESOURCEFUL?
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Just took a shower for the sole purpose of getting off without using my hands... I've reached a new level of summer-lazy.
He's the stereotypical redneck. He tried to go kayaking during a storm and almost got into a fight when a park ranger tried to stop him
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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