Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
you better not pull some "waking up at 2 in the afternoon" shit, we have weed to smoke.
If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
Dude just pulled his dick out and started stroking it and making s sound like cocking a shotgun....wtf was in those e pills
I'd like to be surprised that there's a picture of someone pouring champagne in my boobs on Instagram, but I can't.
I am the prescription. I can be taken orally or vaginally and in any dosage. This is why I went to med school.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Can you repeat that, but with context?
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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