Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i love rice pilaf. whoever invented that i would give them a hug.
my roomate judo was messing around with a girl who recently had a kid, when he was sucking her tits milk came out lmao
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
Hey can you tell Daniel there's a bottle of Captain Morgan's in the dryer ...
Sorry I think you have the wrong number
Yes it looks like I do
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
In the name of friendship, I’m going to kick your children into the ocean.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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