i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
I'm jealous of your bromance
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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