this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
She passed out on the kitchen table with two mickeys forties duct taped to her hands. Clearly she is going to fit perfectly in your house this semester
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
My mom legitimately hired a private eye on me. DO YOU KNOW HOW EXCITING MY LIFE JUST GOT???
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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