Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
i leave for school in 3 days. if you want your annual goodbye blow job you should probably call me
Apparently it's ok to apply for building permits drunk. I feel like there definitely is a law preventing that.
I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
Outside
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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