butt sex is not good for yourself don't do it
Thanks?
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
it turns out jennifers body is not good to beat off to. yeah its megan fox but when she pukes up blood = goodbye boner
I have never heard someone not give a fuck so poetically in my life. I feel like you should be leading men into battle with a speech like that
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
It's one of those things you just need to see in person at least once in your life. Like Niagara falls or some shit. His ass is the Niagara falls of asses
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
I should have made a run for it. Seriously who calls the cops on themselves and goes to jail. ...on a Monday.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
This drunk lesbian I just met keeps trying to shove sushi in my mouth. Help.
who is that guy in your bed? he looks like jesus..way to keep it festive
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
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