I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
I just cut my nipple shaving
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
I just got a 45 minute blow job...she literally sucked the single life outta me.
u sound so gay right now
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
I just wanted to be nice to your dick and you are rhyming at me.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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