I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
Jeff just maced a waitress...it's way too early for this.
Note to self: do not take so many shots that you sit on the floor under the bar where nobody can see you, and reach out and grab peoples crotch.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
My ex wife just asked to go over our divorce papers and for sex in the same text
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Thought the acid was fake. Then my reflection didn't move when I did in the bathroom.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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