Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Banned from zoo.
Again?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
I had a dream once that juice was flowing out of my kitchen faucet
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
I just puked on my dog.I feel summer coming on
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Sadly, she's the porn star that got away
I have feelings that need drinking.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
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