Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Apparently I kept telling the bartender that I was going to set the Guinness World Record.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
Just figured out I can wedge my iphone between my boobs so it stands up at a perfect handsfree reading angle. Clearly somebody up there wants me to smoke this bowl while I watch my bieber videos
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Playing basket ball at the park with random people that showed up at 1am. the division of teams is based on what drugs people are on
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Besides you're a Tennessee fan and it'd be against my religion to have your penis inside me today.
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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