Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
The tent neighbors already set us on fire w an errant roach. How do you think Bonnaroo's going?!
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
3 2 1 whiskey
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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