If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
Pretty sure my dad just walked in on me jerking off watching guys on webcam. Remember how I used to say "most awkward day of my life?" I'm retiring that phrase.
I just got a facebook invite to join a group called "bring back the old franzia spout." i never want our generation to grow up.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Besides, I'm not in my 30's. I'm still allowed to drink wine from a bag.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
i think i was tempted to text while we were making out. like i remember holding my phone up behind his head and just staring at it.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
It wasn't a mystery that it was the pizza cooking in the oven when we stumbled out of the bedroom in a smoke filled apartment at 2am. We are dangerous drunks
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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