hey is it cool if i invite some fat girls to the party so i can be the skinny one?
yeah okay. but if i take one home with me you have to come over in the morning and tell her to get her shit and go.
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
I have absolutely nothing sober to say to you.
i gave you head in a backbend. if that doesnt say happy birthday i dont know what does.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I'm putting my hangover kit in my car for the trip to work tomorrow morning. Dedication
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
Easy Mac and you are the sexiest things in my life
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
so i realized that he's only my physical relationship and beer is my emotional relationship...
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