i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Plan B is the new Plan A
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
The police are arresting two women who got in a fight for the last Twilight DVD at Best Buy. Classic.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
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