I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
I accidently shit my pants. So I tried to throw my underwear in their lake, but they floated. So in the middle of the night, I got into the paddle boat and had to throw a rock on top of them so they would sink. Next time, I just won't shit myself.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
she named my penis "gigantor the baby arm"
So squirting runs in the family.
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I cunt my lip shaving. That's not a typo, it's a placement clue
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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