It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
could you please tell me why you thought vodka soaked band aids were a good idea?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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