Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
just saw Chris Hanson on the street. looked immediately around for video cameras. why is that my immediate reaction?
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
So, I found out he was eating a jolly rancher while eating me out.. Hence the yeast infection.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Some chick asked if she could eat me because I'm dressed as a taco. I introduced her to RJ. Best Wingman.
She loves introducing her friends to my foreskin.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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