Since when is my name a synonym for head?
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
I have to verbally tell you. He looks good on paper...but he totally fails in person. Like communism.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
Of all the shitty people we associated with, you should be happy that I'm the one fucking your cousin. Sorry.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm not liking this ratio of moving to blowjobs...
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
I successfully convinced a drunk NDSU student that their school does not have a football team and another that they weren't in Fargo. I'm a dangerous sober shark in a sea of drunks.
If there was a card that said "I'm sorry for throwing up on your bathroom counter" I would send it to you.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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