so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
be a good friend and just tell me i'm not pregnant
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I SWALLOWED her nuva ring. Please tell me how your night could have been worse.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
Have you ever given your heart and soul to someone and they turn out to be nothing but a great fuck that makes a mean grilled cheese because same
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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