Yeah but my nose is so stuffed if I tried to give him head I'd suffocate
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
my sister and i are watching a movie and pregaming together. and by pregaming i mean shes not drinking since she 14 and im drinking alone.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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