one word: firstdatebathroomanal
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
Wouldn't be the first time..I think there's a subliminal message constantly playing in my mind that says 'blackout', 'throwing up is fun' 'too sober'
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Don't get me wrong, I love talking about lube and such, but why are we?
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I GOT THE PAPER IN AT 11:58
EAT MY ENTIRE ASS COM 101
You wrapped yourself in tin-foil and told us you were Iron Man. I have pictures.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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