is she serious with that outfit? Why doesnt she just paste a for sale sign on her boobs?
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I found it. now I'm going to the gym to be "healthy" or whatever that folklore is called.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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