No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
What happened on tuesday that a stripper knows my full name?
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
Apparently during my blackout I walked over to Troy, grabbed my crotch, and said “Eat Fresh” while his GF was with him. FML
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