Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
How drunk do you think I'll be by the time I get home?
I just watched you drink a whole glass of wine through a Twizzler. Pretty drunk.
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
Is it a bad sign starting the new year off naked, wet, and alone?
Asking for a friend of course
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
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