woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Over 14,000 people at my school and the kid I went home with last night is IN MY FUCKING LECTURE
dude where did you go last night?
when the tequila says to run, you start running.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
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