Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
her underwear stopped being sexy when i saw her pubes sticking out of the top.
I fucked her to her "thinking of him" playlist. Sucks to be that guy haha
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
She fell down the stairs and hit her head on the concrete. Then she stood up, flashed us and stumbled away. I forgot to get her number..
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
I don't think we should let her have pot anymore. She ate an entire package of bacon half-cooked and screamed that it was al-dente.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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