There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
shes got a 6th sense for me cheating...the the hailey joel osmound of me getting bjs
i lost my life and panties somewhere between the 15th and 16th round of slap the bag.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
It was awkward being the only one at the wedding who knows that the bride and groom met when she gave him a lap dance at a strip club
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just fucked in a kitchen. I never want my penis that close to knives, stoves, or blenders ever again.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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