Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
Soooo, if his status went from married to single and he deleted all the pictures of his kids does that mean he's up for dibbs?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
I got with a bridesmaid and a server as well as put an $80 tab in rum and coke under the name Emerson Iglesias. Are you sure it wasn't my wedding?
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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