Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
Those were some damn good pancakes you made last night.
Dude I've been in FL since Monday.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
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