the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
She gave such good road head it was turned into side-of-the-road head for everyone's safety
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
Hey start looking around for a low rider Subaru. Well get a loan. It will be capital for our first music video.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
My drunk is wearing off and im starting to feel like this dolphin tattoo was a bad idea.
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