The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
It feels like I'm being stabbed in the uterus with a rake. That night was totally worth it though. Thanks.
So who was trying to make it rain last night in the bathroom? There are pieces of dollar bill everywhere
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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