I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Also I feel like 60% of our relationship is based on sausage mcmuffins.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
It was 3 am when she drunkenly tried to deep-fry a banana.
How'd she do that?
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
Whose the chick running for dorm president promising bigger dicks and softer toilet paper? That’s who I m voting for
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