So it wasn't until I came that he pointed out the glow in the dark plastic star still stuck to my forehead. Fun times.
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Don't EVER mix a flaming shot, with a Jello shot.. As good as it sounds flaming Jello is not a good idea
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