I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
My mom is making me buy a single zucchini, I look like someone who can't afford a dildo
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
i am breaking up with you. because you wash your hair too much and you only drink light beer and because you're not party enough.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
I can't see straight with both eyes and ive only been at the bar for an hour. Someone else typed this for me.
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern
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