Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
The words "my birth control fell out" should never be spoken
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
You know that joke about taking tylenol pm and jerking off? you don't always win. sometimes you wake up in the morning naked lubed up cock in hand to the realator and would be perspective buyers laughing at you
He won't let me go to the bars unless I can manage to get flip flops on.
Sounds like he's doing this for your own good...
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
So stoned that I pressed the unlock button on my car keys to walk into my bedroom...
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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