i just made out with my boyfriends father...and so did jess
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Im not spending 10 to get hit on by potential transexuals even if they are cuter than most of the girls I dated.
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
He told me that before I went to bed I needed to do my stretches and then processed to demonstrate a squat thrust, while completely naked.
When you put the phrases "just out of shower" and "did you get the picture" that close together, a picture of hamburger helper is not exactly what I expected to pop up.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
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