god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
i'm sitting in the library realizing that the 2 most productive things i did this weekend was have sex and go to the liquor store...
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
It was your ex but it was not eighties night, it was pudding wrestling. And either thank you or I'm sorry depending on the state of my pants left on the doorstep
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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