Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
The producers of Marley and Me owe me about $5 million. That's the dollar amount of embarrassment compensation required for making a 24-year-old male cry publicly on an airplane while sitting in the middle seat between a gorgeous babe and a guy with a do-rag
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Best oral ever, hands down so to speak. but I'm starting to want to meet that lesbian truck driver he says he's better than. Just for comparison purposes of course.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
The feeling are messing with the penis
a guy offered me a piece of pizza if I'd make out with a random girl. We got the whole damn box and I ain't even mad
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
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