We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Come on, will you just fuck him so we can watch Star Wars.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
Is it too forward if I ask him to bring a condom when he comes over to work on our project?
yea so the plan to relive our college glory days was great and all but ending up in the er with alcohol poisoning was crossing the line
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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