i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
and then she yelled "im going to fuck the next guy that walks by me". so ya thats how i lost my virginity
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Just did a relay race involving shotgunning beers, cannonballs and riding a blowup whale. Never want to leave vacation.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
so how about you dont randomly call my mother during parties?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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