He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
I'm somewhere between crying and wanting to orgasm.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
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