Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
Houston, we have a blender
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
...he tried to burn down someone's house once. ABORT ABORT ABORT
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
I refuse to fake an orgasm. If I'm dating him, he better work for that shit.
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