nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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