So when jo picked me up from the bar I kept apologizing and kept telling her "I'm just a wittle donut"
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
We uncovered another pile of vomit after you left. And i am not talking about the one in the vase
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
THERE ARE SO MANY HOT DADS AT WHOLE FOODS
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
just woke up to an abnormally swollen ankle (broken, perhaps?) and a shirtless man with the most beautiful abs I've ever seen sleeping on my floor.
is your ankle ok??
WHY IS HE ON THE FLOOR. SINCE WHEN DOES BLACKOUT ME ALSO COCKBLOCK ME
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