Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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