I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
She refered to her bed as the "cockpit"....I understand that this morning.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
I should rephrase... I'm trying to not sit on other peoples faces besides my boyfriends.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
Are you alone?
No, but I have to leave him in my bed while I go on this date.
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