I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
How can you turn a kayak date down? I'M TALKING RIVER HEAD HERE.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
What if everything solid was made of oreos and everything liquid was wine
I just got chills
I was behind him snuggling, I told him I was the big spoon and he told me I was too little it was more like he was wearing a backpack.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
Randomize
