so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
PS- did you die? If you did just text "dead" to me, so that I know.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
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