When she said "surprise me" I'm positive she didn't mean "bang my roommate"
Prob not but she was surprised
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
It was an awkward 3some. I took her from behind while he just made out with her.
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
MY BUTT IS BIG ENOUGH FOR AN ANACONDA AND HE DOESNT GET TO ENJOY IT TOUGH SHIT
Accidentally made a straight guy question his sexuality again. I really gotta watch myself.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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